I'm gonna start off by saying that I hate New Years Resolutions. The whole concept of "new year, new me" always rang hollow when I heard it. So this year, I'm foregoing resolutions.

What I can do, though, is make promises. I keep those.

I know what you're thinking: "Dwarvish, what's the difference? Isn't a resolution just a promise for you to do something this year?"

To that I say "shut up."

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I've never asked for anything much in my life.

I don't go seeking attention. I don't strive for recognition. I don't care much about making long-time friends. I don't expect much of anything in return. I don't even have the power in me to hate another person, even if they hate my guts. I literally ask for nothing. The only thing I've ever done is be nice. As you can expect, while you might hear the term, ''smile and wave'', it comes with a downside.

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